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THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS....OBAMA'S SAGE CAR COMRADE

 

Brian “Mr. Obvious” Deese a.k.a Car Comrade



In an amazing display of either incompetence or lack of economic intelligence, President Obama's administration has filled its apparent gap of economic intelligence with the equally amazing brilliance of Brian Deese. Mr. Deese has attained the position of de facto “Car Czar” (finally the title of Czar is making sense in our government...all of this has a Russian undertone...though Car Comrade would be more befitting) with his impressively brilliant analysis.

His awe inspiring analysis is just something you can not find in this administration, it simply vitiates all other economic advice going to the President. Our President needs this omniscient college student's knowledge. Seriously, he is known for such acts of brilliance like suggesting we allow a fiscally viable company (Fiat) to buy the assets of a faltering company (Chrysler) as opposed to the government usurping all the insolvent assets...UNEQUIVOCALLY BRILLIANT!!!

“A month ago, when the administration was divided over whether to support Fiat’s bid to take over much of Chrysler, it was Mr. Deese who spoke out strongly against simply letting the company go into liquidation,” David Sanger-The New York Times

Then, even though he tried to come through for the administration, he had to advise them on a policy destroying, earth shattering and unthinkable reality that GM and Chrysler were going to go bankrupt.

“ Every time Mr. Deese ran the numbers on G.M. and Chrysler, he came back with the now-obvious conclusion that neither was a viable business” David Sanger-The New York Times

How did he come up with that?....Truly a “prodigy.”

Macey Alexis Zehringer


In all seriousness, I have no beef with a meteoric rise of a staffer, but people lets put this in perspective. With little more than an a half hour's worth of unbiased education, my first grade daughter deduced the same conclusions. Company with money buys company with no money. Companies not making money, and giving out more money and benefits then it can afford is going to lose money, and go bankrupt.

There are several issues with this article. How pathetic is the Obama economic team that Brian “Mr. Obvious” Deese assumes the mantle of the come-all be-all Car Comrade? How pathetic is David Sanger? Where was his journalistic integrity when reporting this? Why did he try to cast it as a feel good story? Especially when it is an obvious sign of a lack in economic intelligence for the Obama administration. Was it his exalting regard of the Obama administration? One is only left to ponder...

It is frightening to realize that not only is our government out right fornicating with socialism, (we now have more money invested in state-run entities then Cuba and Venezuela combined) it is being driven by anyone that shows up sleeping in his car looking for government job, that has the economic integrity of my seven year old daughter.

Nathan Robert Zehringer
“The Great Fat White American”

Works Cited


http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/01/business/01deese.html?_r=1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Deese
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Obama Finish Your Resume....Please

 

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?



See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.



I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be 'locked' or 'not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.



Could you help me please find these things, sir?



1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- not available, locked down by faculty
4. Harvard College records -- Not released, locked down by faculty
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- 'not available'
8. Law practice client list -- Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - - Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles – None
13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or 'not available'
14. Your Illinois State Senate records--'not available'




You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after 143 days of experience.

You couldn't become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon.

You couldn't get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't join the military and become a colonel after 143 days of experience.

You couldn't get a job as a reporter and become the nightly news anchor after 143 days of experience.


BUT....


'From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After
143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World .... 143 days.

We all have to start somewhere. The senate is a good start, but after 143 days, that's all it is - a start.

AND, strangely, a large sector of the American public is okay with this and campaigning for him. We wouldn't accept this in our own line of work, yet some are okay with this for the President of the United States of America ? Come on folks, we are not voting for the next American Idol!
 
 
 
Nathan Robert Zehringer
 
"The Great Fat White American"
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GOING DOWN FASTER THAN THE STOCK MARKET: OBAMA'S TAX LIMITS

 

 GOING DOWN FASTER THAN THE STOCK MARKET: OBAMA'S TAX LIMITS


Barackstar is not even President and has now lied to America about a litany of things.


How he would finance his campaign


His verbal agreement on town hall meetings with John McCain


His association with Bill Ayers


His association with Reverend Wright


His association with Rasheed Khalidi


His association with Tony Rezko


His association with A.C.O.R.N.


How he would fund his proposed spending splurge


And now.......his proposed limit on who will not get taxed. Numerous times he has proclaimed that “Anyone who makes less than 250,000 dollars will not pay cent more in taxes.” What a statement.... It is strong and lures in the politically retarded who do not bother to realize that all of the tax increases on these people and businesses will strangle the economy and force them to pass their higher taxes on the masses by increasing the price of their goods and services. That said, This number, unbeknown to the politically retarded, started at 300,000 dollars. So within just this election cycle Obama has now, according to his surrogates and him, trimmed this number to 120,000 dollars. His tax ceiling has plummeted more and faster than the stock market. It is down a staggering 50+%. The problem is that he can not afford over half the proposed programs that he is offering to the politically retarded. Just cutting off money for the war will not even pay for 1/8 of his proposed programs. Please politically retarded people realize that he is either going to have to cut his proposed programs, raise taxes on everyone, or cut current spending. He has shown his willingness to raise taxes, so that is his likely route. He voted several times to raise taxes on families that only make 42,600 dollars per year, so what credibility should you award this man on the issue of taxes???? As we enter these final days I pray that you look before you vote and realize this guy could not qualify to hold a normal government job because of his past associations. Keep all this in mind when voting, exercise sound judgment and do not put the most unexperienced and liberal candidate to ever run for the Presidency in the White House during these extremely volatile times.



Nathan Robert Zehringer


“The Great Fat White American”

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The Most Important Veep Choice Ever

 

The circumstances on which John McCain won this election cycle's nomination process dictates that he have a conservatively approved VP candidate. This candidate has to be enough to motivate hesitant conservatives to vote for his ticket. Most political hacks agree, and know this well, but I would like to give a bio and my perspective on his top four choices and would like to give the readers of this site a chance to deduce their own opinions by subjecting them to mine. McCain's political team knows that they need the conservative coalition behind him. Though I think McCain is acceptable to enough democrats that he will not need the full wind of conservatism in his sails, he will still have to unite this party. So in essence, he will need to implement the Rove (my personal idol) Strategy, which is, getting out more of your demographical voters. To do this he will need someone that is young(er), someone who is charismatic, someone who is....well not like him. No morons I am not talking Barack Obama not like him, more like Ronald Reagan not like him. Someone who is articulate, economically helpful, conservatively sound, and youthful enough to assume the electable throne of the American Presidency, in the event that McCain was, god forbid, to have some thing horrible was to happen to him. Lets get one thing “straight” about John McCain, no matter what your political beliefs are, John Sydney McCain is a great man that deserves the admiration of his country. Disagree with him politically, that is fair, but do not trick yourself into challenging his character and his convictions, the man is quite possibly the most honest and trustworthy politician in Washington D.C.


The odds on favorites to be the Vice Presidential candidate for

http://www.whitehouse.gov/nsc/ricebio.html

This is the link to Condoleezza Rice's bio. Condi is well liked by the conservative wing of the electorate, but she is pro-choice. Since she would not have any authority on this as Vice President I will refrain from being totally against her. I think Condi is a great human being and I would love to watch her in the veep debate. Her intelligence and demographical prowess could be very pivotal in this election cycle, well depending on which.... uh well you fill in the blank....candidate they nominate.


http://www.governor.state.mn.us/welcome/aboutgovernorpawlenty/index.htm

There are not enough accolades to describe Tim Pawlenty. I realize that a lot of you do not know who this is. Hell, I really did not know who this is, but it is now time to get to know him. Tim is soon to be a star of the republican party. I beg you to read his bio and do all research necessary to satisfy your insatiable appetite for conservative perfection.


http://www.mittromney.com/Learn-About-Mitt/index

Mitt Romney finally got the whole conservative coalition behind him, after he dropped out. The speech at CPAC catapulted him to the top on most list. I have to truthfully admit I most definitely was not a big Mitt fan. He seemed to have changed his mind on several key issues. He has openly stated his case several times for changing his positions, and now promises he would make the RIGHT decisions.


http://www.ustr.gov/Who_We_Are/Bios/Ambassador_Rob_Portman.html

Finally the outside guy of this group is Rob Portman. He like Pawlenty, is not well known. His economic credentials would prove very vital to the McCain team. Also his geographical help could prove very key, He is from Southwest Ohio. That is where the Rove Strategy was extremely pivotal in the 2004 elections. As Ohio goes so goes the election.


All in all, I will help John McCain no matter what his veep choice is. Given a choice between a member of a racist church, terrorist befriending, son of a hippie, or the most phony, corkscrew landing, uber b****, Buffalo Bills fan, or a decorated war vet who tried to hard to get the Sierra Club Members Card.. I will take the decorated war vet who leans right on most issues.

I have it as a toss up between Mitt Romney, and Tim Pawlenty. The fat white american choses............. Tim Pawlenty. His freshness and outstanding conservative credentials set him apart. His only possible flaw is the fact that we do not know much about him. Lord only knows what this man has done in the last 20 years, but I believe the McCain team would totally vet him, god I hope so. Hopefully the GOP vetting system is better than the Dems (Barack Hussein Obama) we would not want another Dan Quayle.
 
Nathan Robert Zehringer "The Great Fat White American"
 
Editor in Chief/ Lead Columnist  for  www.fatwhiteamerican.com
 
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